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Name: Heath
Location: Conway, Arkansas, United States
Birthday: 10/5/1984
Gender: Male


Expertise: your mom.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research


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Yahoo: incufluence


Member Since: 7/19/2004

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Second all-nighter in less than a week.

You know, I can really understand how people get addicted to adderall. I can do anything. At least for the next few hours.

Oh, and my finger huuuurts. But not because of the Addy. I'm gonna go to the nurse today to see about it. I hope it doesn't have to get amputated. Heh.

Actually, that would really suck...that can't, like, be a possibility, can it?

On to continue my politics paper.


Sunday, November 12, 2006

wow.

http://graffitizone.kiev.ua/publications/creative/varini/

go there.

a-mazing.


Wednesday, November 08, 2006

How can Dr. McDaniel expect me to write a term paper during such an exciting election time???

All nighter, here I come.

Aaaand, I'll be refreshing CNN.com every 10 seconds or so.

If there is a god out there, please let democrats win senate.


Monday, October 16, 2006

Currently Listening
Koyaanisqatsi (1998 Re-recording)
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Fall Break

So for fall break some friends and I went to my house outside of New Orleans. I got some new pants at UO. And some CDs. And books. Oh, and...

-Crawdaddy got his head slammed into the ground before getting a wedgie from a stripper.
-Mike went crazy and had to be hog tied
-Myles had his first McDonald's burger, and might be on a Kleenex commercial
-A mime fell in love with Phil
-We played in momma's band
-We drank with my dad
-We met Sprocket, one of the New Orleans Drunk Punks


Lots more happened, but I'm too lazy to recount it all.


Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Currently Reading
Introducing Theologies of Religions
By Paul F. Knitter
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whatshoulditypeinhere?

Every time I log into my Yahoo messenger account, I get IMs from stupid AI programs pretending to be horny girls wanting me to have fun with them. Tonight was the last straw. And yes, I fully realize I was speaking to a nonexistant person, but it was a good stress release.

2:33:52 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: hi.... anyone there??
2:34:02 AM incufluence: nope
2:34:07 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: oz your there :) hi...
2:34:21 AM incufluence: no, not hi
2:34:22 AM incufluence: bye
2:34:25 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: a/s/l (age sex location)?
2:34:25 AM incufluence: i hate you
2:34:46 AM incufluence: 54/transgender/zimbabwe
2:34:55 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your prrofile. thought you might like to chat.
2:35:04 AM incufluence: no you aren't
2:35:10 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: so what have you beenn up to incufluence?
2:35:22 AM incufluence: you're 20/computer/probably somewhere in CA
2:35:31 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was geetting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
2:35:32 AM incufluence: EAT SHIT AND DIE, DUMB HO
2:35:40 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? pplease please...
2:35:57 AM incufluence: i was just watching video footage of the holocaust...it was getting me pretty horny too
2:36:10 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: was justt browsing the yahoo profile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person to chat with.
2:36:51 AM incufluence: but i got so horny that i shot my load all over my dog's face by accident, so as it turns out i'm good for tonight
2:36:57 AM incufluence: except now my dog needs a bath
2:37:01 AM incufluence: so im gonna go do that now
2:37:02 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
2:37:15 AM incufluence: um, sure
2:37:26 AM incufluence: i'm glad that me bathing my dog gets you hot
2:37:35 AM whatshoulditypeinhere: oh well your loss. why dont you oopen up my profile and see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
2:37:54 AM incufluence: i bet you do, fucking ana bitch



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